Article #2 from The Onion

[Mr. Wells]

1. Read the following article from The Onion:

www.theonion.com/content/node/39061

2. Jot notes on your responses to the following questions

• What is this article satirizing? Specifically, what is the writer of the article attempting to change?
  
  
• How does the article satirize the topic?
  
  
• What details stand out and add to the article's effective satirization of the topic?
  
  
• What is your opinion of the topic and the author's satirization of it?